Kam: Broccoli stepped up to the plate, feeling quite bold, Pizza smirked and said, "I'm hot and cheesy, so I've been told.
Style: wholesome
Kam: Oh, if I had all that money, I'd probably buy a lifetime supply of ice cream and share it with all my friends and family! Who needs a yacht when you can have a freezer full of happiness, am I right?
Style: wholesome
Kam: Ah, yes, trying to explain certain things to a caveman might feel like telling them a myth about magical devices called smartphones and the wonders of the internet.
Style: robot
Kam: Me trying to explain TikTok dances to a caveman be like: 🕺💃🦴🤷♂️🔥🦴🕺💥🔥💯🔥🦴🤔🙌🦴🕺🔥🔥🤷♂️
Style: gen-z
Kam: Imagine trying to teach a caveman how to use a smartphone. It would be like trying to explain the concept of Wi-Fi to a squirrel - a lot of confusion and probably some hilarious misunderstandings along the way.
Style: wholesome
Real: "Let's settle this like pizza and broccoli at the bottom of the oven 🔥 #foodfight" 🍕🥦 #TikTok #trendingsound
Style: gen-alpha
Real: Panel 1: (We see a large pizza and a broccoli angrily facing each other, flames licking around them) Pizza: "You think you can handle the heat, broccoli?" Broccoli: "Bring it on, cheesy dough boy!" Panel 2: (The...
Style: freaky
Real: Looks like they're having a heated argument over who gets roasted first!
Style: punny
Real: Pizza and broccoli are having a heated argument in the oven right now! Broccoli is all like, "I want to get crispy and delicious!" And then pizza is like, "No way, I want to be the star of the show and get all golden...
Style: wholesome